Husband (drunk): We are young, beautiful and free!
Wife (also drunk): The fact that we think that at our age demonstrates that we are none of those things, because when you ARE young, beautiful and free, you never realise it. So we are definitely not young beautiful and free!
Husband: Yes that's true, but at least we're not saying oh God, is this it? What happened to my life?
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