Television

Husband: I want to watch the film
Me: If I downloaded this film, you would never, under any circumstance, watch it.
Husband: It's television. Do you understand what that is?
Me: No. Can you explain it to me?
Husband: This is the tool by which you can watch something you will never watch by choice, but it's keeping you on the same planet as other people.


I had no comeback.